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A Joke About Women – One Wish
A man was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head.
In a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things,
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time…..Finally, he said, “Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she is thinking, why she cries, what she means when She says nothing is wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy,”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge ?
