So d’is is what da Jemblog be all about. Was really curious, ’cause I owns a’ internet cafe in one of the poorest parts of the city. Most of da clients are homeless o down on they luck. Was looking over da shoulder of d’is hobo. T’ink he calls himself Arnie. He carries around a dog colla’ with da name Donnie. Arnie is feedin’ his imagine dog any’ting he can get his wart infested hands on. I’s swear, evr’a day he smells like he shits himself. On and on he be babblin about Bill Cosby and Billy Dee Williams. Wish he would clean up his empty jellow puddin’ snacks. Leaves a mess evr’y time he here. Anotha patron is ole Desmond. He and Arnie been goin’ at it since day one. Seems Desmond tried to help our Arnie, but Arnie takes mo d’en he off’ed. Desmond blames Arnie fo his wife leavin’ him and fo urinatin’ all ova his merrigold. Looksee otha gents been in on da Jemblog flim flam. Evra night have to hose down the chairs and keyboards. It’s eitha vomit, urine o’ spoiled vittles. But gotsa give d’ese niggas sumwhere to hang. Soup kitchen dont open till 1 p.m.